Justin Beiber’s penis is, reportedly, on the world wide webs. Yes, according to various online sources, Canada’s worst export was gallivanting all naked while on vacay and was rudely photographed by some scum sucking pap and now the whole world has access to his most intimate parts.
Disgusting. Not the fact that he decided to relax in the buff but that somebody would take the opportunity to snap away and make money off a very invasive act. To the jerk who took the pics, I say you’re a piece of crap; he deserves the same respect as anyone else and I hope you end up behind bars.
Have we so soon forgotten the outrage over The Fappening? It was a grievous sin, so said the interwebs, to view the photos. I agreed; if someone wants you to see their goodies, you’ll see ‘em. Yet here, again, we have naked shots “leaked” online for all eyes to take in.
Damn it, people; stop it already.
I get it; you wanna know if he’s packin’ but that’s no one’s business. This is not like that self-published butt shot from over the summer; he posted that himself so it was fine for people to peek. These were taken by someone hiding in a tree and without his consent.
Sounds kind of felonyish.
Oi. I can’t stand the tool. Do you know how much this pains me? To tell people to be nice and respectful about this? No, you shouldn’t view them, no matter how curious you are. Don’t be like Beibs; be a decent human being and look away. Don’t type it into the search bar. Don’t even look at NY Daily News’ black barred version. Also, suck it, NY Daily News; you disgust me, too. It’s bad enough someone was perverted enough to spy on him but you went and paid for them? I hope he sues you into bankruptcy.
When are we going to learn basic things like respect? Why are celebs treated as if they’re not to be afforded the same rights as everyone else?
When is the world going to grow the hell up?
P.S. Imagine how disappointed everyone who went oo lala if/when they’re proven Photoshopped fakes?