Once again, a fringe group of whiny, brain-numbed assholes has struck out against those they perceive as meanies. The inappropriately funny folks of Charlie Hebdo were murdered for having the audacity to poke fun at someone’s religion. Cause, you know, it’s such a terrible fucking offense if you’re a pathetic piece of shit and honestly believe that the founder of a religion of peace is more offended by cartoons than the rampant murder and rape of innocents in his name.

Now, as fucked up logically as that may seem, those low-IQ killers do not see the innate problems with their thinking. While the average Muslim (or, really, any human being) would say, wait, why are you killing people? extremists ask hey, why not kill more?

Fucking terrorists.

Fucking stupid terrorists. You know what this attack can lead to? More anger towards a Muslim community that in no way is affiliated with fuckwads like the Charlie Hebdo killers; they don’t even have a religion in common. It’d be like blaming all Catholics for priest-on-altar boy rape and the Crusades. So don’t.

And they’ve also created martyrs. Yup, those brave souls who die for what they believe in and through their deaths inspire others to take up their fight. That’s what terrorism has turned cartoonists into. Good job, douchenozzles. Ya pissed off even more people.

Cowards.

The attack was even blamed on the victims by some people unworthy to speak of. They used to old but she was dressed like a slut excuse so they could feel high and mighty. Yea, fuck you. Fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on. 

The cartoonists are the opposite. They’re brave in the face of attempts of oppression and are using pen and paper to tell the world. They’re not being quiet and neither should we. What happened to Charlie Hebdo happened to all of us who value freedom of speech and we cannot go silently into the night. Even in the face of danger artists, writers and everyone else with a voice needs to speak up and tell these terrorists that we will not be silent while they use violence to force their twisted, bastardized ideology on the Free World. Terrorism will never win because it must never win.

Will is an author and artist and producer (it’s only one indie short film but it’s on IMDB.com so it totes counts!) and founder of fetchentertainment.com and pain in the ass. He rather opinionated and has no problem sharing his thoughts on a variety of topics from the freakshow that was Election 2016 (how tf did Trump freaking win!?) to the importance of matching that belt to those shoes. He adores penguins and has a maniacal plan to use an army of them to take over the world and crown himself Emperor of All That Is (though he’d be happy with the Winter Russian Palace in what he would rename Mine!-Mine!-Mine!) but until then enjoys hiding away in his apartment and writing all sorts of tales that would worry that cokehead Sigmund Freud (really, we should believe he snorted for science!?) and drawing pictures of his creations.

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